Words I never said

sadhag:

woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now

mond0:

mond0:

mond0:

what do you call a geometric shape with white fluffy wings and a halo

a triangel

image

gas-station-disco:

domo arigato, demi lovato

unsexual:

omg this is still funny 

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

kawaiians:

a picture of a teenage girl doing a regular thing except shes japanese so it has 2000 notes

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

graffeti:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

glass-cases:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

no I haven’t but my friends have

jallbait:

*sees a cute boy* i want it

lus-tre:

meurve:

I’m lost whoops

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lus-tre:

meurve:

I’m lost whoops

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Anxiety isn’t a fashion statement it’s a miserable disorder with actual real uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love so stop making it “trendy”